Jesus vs satan

Läste idag följande historia på ett forum på spelsajten Hattrick:

Jesus and Satan just can't stop arguing about who is
the better office worker. Finally God gets fed up with
the constant bickering, and tells them that they have
to have a 2 hour contest, to see who is better once
and for all.

So Jesus and Satan word process, spreadsheet, compile
data, issue memoranda, annotate, do basically
everything you can do with an office computer for 2
hours.

With 10 minutes to go, there is a flash of lightning,
and both computers shut off. Satan spends his last 10
minutes cussing and yelling, while Jesus calmly turns
his computer back on, and prints up the last bit of
his work.

Satan complains to God, "Hey, that's not fair, how
come he still has all of his work, and mine was
erased?" God calmly replies to him, "Jesus saves."